I'd been seeing little pieces of Frito's and cereal and just general stuff all over the carpet. So after work, I got the vaccuum and started setting it up.
"What are you doing?" Chris asked.
"I'm going to vaccuum," I said.
"No, really," he said. "What are you doing?"
"What's it look like I'm doing? I'm going to vaccuum."
Then he said, "Who are you? And what have you done with Ling?"
Because I generally don't vaccuum unless Chris asks me too. He was quite surprised today!